Diana-Saurus-Rex

tavrosofnitram:

“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”

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constrixii:

dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

i dont know man, my ceiling is pretty straight

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stanley-darsh:

i want to:

• wear and have your clothes
• couple cosplay with you
• go to the beach with you
• cuddle with you
• give you little kissies
• hug you
• have lil date nights and days with you
• have ice cream together UuU

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stanley-darsh:

i want to:

• wear and have your clothes
• couple cosplay with you
• go to the beach with you
• cuddle with you
• give you little kissies
• hug you
• have lil date nights and days with you
• have ice cream together UuU

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girafasolas:

I even procrastinate the things I want to do.

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basedgodniall:

I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT

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eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

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url-goes-here:

have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”

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